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Posted by mfa_wsg Posts 24 Registered at 2020-03-21 13:34:15	2020-05-05 20:30:15 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	While on the Cape Town to Auckland race, this came to mind It’s common whenever I race My life goes to heck trés post haste All the wife does is roar “Go back to your chores” So I just hide my screen and play chaste
Posted by maolizi Posts 1 Registered at 2020-05-11 06:05:32	2020-05-11 06:08:17 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Thank you for share.
Posted by Rod Posts 392 Registered at 2010-06-24 22:30:48	2020-05-24 02:53:47 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	I liked the 'chased'.....I understand...….. If it breaks, it's not strong enough--if it doesn't, it's too heavy.
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2020-06-11 16:41:46 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	On seeing Bonknhoot's threat to my third place in the Newport Timed Race 2020 Brother Bonk is a jolly, old geezer Who's determined to sail like a Ceasar I'm beginning to think My result may well sink Who needs podiums with friends such as these, huh? --- Last Edited by Mouthansar at 2020-06-11 16:42:29 ---
Posted by mfa_wsg Posts 24 Registered at 2020-03-21 13:34:15	2020-09-03 18:48:00 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	We’re off to see the WiX-erd The wonderful WiX-erd of SOL We hear that the WiX Is a wonderful WiX If ever a WiX there was We just follow the yellow brick road And we'll win as QT foretold Because Because Because Because Becaussssse Because you missed that big blue hole Da da da da da da da da da We’re off to see the WiX-erd The wonderful WiX-erd of SOL! --- Last Edited by mfa_wsg at 2021-11-26 20:01:27 ---
Posted by Jan van der Puil Posts 92 Registered at 2013-08-06 21:35:15	2020-09-04 08:54:19 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Some recent rhymes... On Bimmer's win. Oh, Bimski, Bimling, Bimmer, By Thor, you'll be our winner. Not east, you said, look'd best No, Odin, said you, said West And you'll be home for dinner. On FastFlo's return (and cheese and beer). Kediss Fastflo, wederziend aangenaam Dutch cheese is barely worth a damn Compared to the monastic Belgian brew That knocks you out, before the loo Is got to. On Dingo's driving. Wǒ bù zhīdào zěnme xǐ, John Hurry up, or El'll be gone At a tighter Tee Wee Hay As the Chinese just might say. Gone direction rising sun. Clipping along
Posted by Zorba777 Posts 67 Registered at 2020-06-06 08:22:54	2021-03-03 15:41:03 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	The "greek blue wall song" to seduce Triton and the wx gods to bring you better winds. Tried it in Naples Triangle and ended up being parked at 0.3 kts for 5 hours. So, singer beware! --- If we had a trireme, we would be doing 2 knots. If we had a trireme, the other boats would go nuts. (percussion) If we had a trireme, we wouldn't be stuck. If we had a trireme, we wouldn't look like a duck. (percussion) If we had a trireme, we could be sipping Greek wine. If we had a trireme, those winds would be fine. (percussion) If we had a trireme, we wouldn't count miles. If we had a trireme, we would be all smiles. Lalala lalala... La lala la.
Posted by mfa_wsg Posts 24 Registered at 2020-03-21 13:34:15	2021-12-01 13:55:13 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Zorba the iconoclast Unique routes, always fast. So South he goes, from Christmas Isle To sail the Bight in typical style, N’er to BBQ, for his repast, Does Zorba, the iconoclast.
Posted by Jan van der Puil Posts 92 Registered at 2013-08-06 21:35:15	2022-01-13 17:01:11 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	About horthes furthest northest. A horth is a horth of course off course Off course, up north, oh dear, that's worse These ditties have to rhyme you see At least so said old Hank Hain-ey And Mr Ed spoke too and said "Agree-gh" Clipping along
Posted by Jan van der Puil Posts 92 Registered at 2013-08-06 21:35:15	2022-01-27 10:42:27 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	A warning to our Old Poets Society critics. (in the form of a 'Tipperary') SOL's poets for posterity Write rhymes with great sincerity, And though their muse may seem obtuse With purpose simply to amuse, Mockers will be dealt with… with great severity! --- Last Edited by Jan van der Puil at 2022-01-27 10:43:03 --- Clipping along

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