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LaoziSailor

Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Golden Globe Races 2018 - Seat Of The Pants commitment
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I guess I missed the time window for the tag. Still, let it be on record that I am racing SOTP :-)
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: SOL honours badges
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    How do you get the badges to show in the profile?
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Carib Rum Run 2014
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    Hi RC,
    Still time to change my name to "Ching Shih"...??

    Thanks,
    LS

    absolutely, matey, can be changed right up until you cross the line!

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2014-09-19 17:55:36 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Patrick does it again
    Board » General Discussion
    Patrick, it gives me great pleasure to look back at our friendship and to know that you will very soon be an example to other young people in Canada by virtue of your achievements.
    My heartfelt congratulations...!!
    ...and "aaarr!, soon we be drinking a tankard of beer, or two, or three and then we be dropped in our bunks for drunkards!"
    Hip, hip, hooraay!, hick, hick...
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Circular Math
    Board » General Discussion
    [removed at the suggestion it was off-topic]

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-10-29 22:59:20 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: PIC Coastal Classic Yacht Race 2013
    Board » Flag Officers » Races
    I like trimarans, mine is 6' so I wouldn't mind a 60'
    Just wish I had £250,000 to buy one IRL. 😎
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: No text ...
    Board » Technical Support
    CG,

    What is:
    - your machine
    - what OS do you use
    - what browser do you use
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: SYC Memberships - Payments System Updating
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    II had the invoice from Paypal in English and the amount in SEK (which gets converted to local currency).
    Had a minor issue with my Paypal email address being different than the one on record on SOL (all my email addreses are forwarded to my root address). This was all resolved with Svein and have not encountered the Sweedish dialog issue.
    Cheers!

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-09-30 12:29:14 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I will add pictures of pirates on my next go, so here is just a "...start of Carib Rum Run 2013"

    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I'll stick with Ching Shih, please.
    Be scared...

    pic

    "Ching Shih was one of the most badass pirates of all time. In a ten-year span, Ching's "Red Flag Fleet", a pirate armada consisting of somewhere around four hundred Chinese twenty-gun junks and several thousand men, sailed up and down the coast of Imperial China kicking asses, sacking towns, breaking necks and cashing cheques. Few pirates ever enjoyed such unbridled financial and military success as the Red Flag Fleet, thanks in a large part to the cunning and ruthlessness of Captain Ching Shih and her desire to be the most feared pirate in history."

    ye'll be sailing a junk then shall ye Capn Ching Shih
    ___________
    edited to make link for pic as it was too big for the column

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2013-09-07 19:16:38 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!

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Current Races:

Tyger Memorial Race 2025

Dear Robert Neilson, gone too soon, but, a volunteer crew having brought his Tyger home in our first Ocean Race of 2025, here is a further opportunity to remember him and his great contribution to Sailonline, by blasting around an 80nm triangle on his home waters of Port St Philip Bay in spanking-new-to-SOL very-Robert very-macho, grind-greedy Cookson 50s. Tell tales of his derring-do in Chat or add something for posterity to his Tyger IN MEMORIAM Forum page. Sail on, SOLer.
Race #1891
INFOby brainaid.de
Cookson 50 PARTICULARS
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Ranking: SYC
Race starts: Feb 08th 06:00 Registration Open!
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Sinbad by Balloon 2025 - Dondra to Toamasina


Above you see a stratospheric balloon, that if only we had gribs at that altitude would get blasted along quite rapidly and predictably. Alas we just have our SOL balloon that sails rather lower to the sea and that we have crossed the Atlantic in, west to east, last year for the first time in the southern hemisphere. So much fun was had by all, that this year we will attempt the Indian Ocean, but in four legs. Another great piece of fiction, the voyages of Sinbad By Balloon not magic carpet, although you may need a bit of magic to make any progress at times. Pack your wicker basket full for your first leg of at least 2300nm from Sri Lanka to Madagascar; it’s not a picnic hamper, you could be in the air for longer than you hoped!
Race #1883
INFOby brainaid.de
SOL Balloon PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: SYC - SBB
Race starts: Feb 05th 11:00 Registration Open!
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Barbados to Tristan da Cunha 2025

Sailonline is proud to present to our virtual sailors, an all new series RWW 2025 (Round our Water World). Sailing from remote island to remote island with forever only a faintly curving line between sea and sky on the horizon. "Dry land is not a myth". The series ranking uses best 7 from 8 races for scoring, and this first race, from Barbados to Tristan da Cunha, a 4000nm leg into the Southern Atlantic, will be sailed in ex-Volvo OD65s (version 3). The race is also part of the OCCH 2025, ranking best 10 from 12 races.
PRIZE: SMPF
Race #1889
INFO by brainaid.de
OD65v3 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: OCQ1 - RWW - OCCH - SUPSOL - SYC
Race starts: Feb 03rd 11:00 Registration Open!
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Seychelles Circuit Sprint 2025


Nothing better than a winter break in The Seychelles, and especially if there is a fleet of X-332’s available to charter and to race round an impromptu course of c 21nm taking in some of the archipelago's granitic islands. Tarry awhile before and after, but beware the navy and the pirates, mind!
Race 1895
INFO by brainaid.de
X-332 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
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Ranking:
SPRQ1 - SPRCH - SUPSOL – SYC
RACE CLOSE: Thursday,
February 6 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Feb 02nd 03:00 Registration Closed
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Race to Up Helly Aa 2025

A-OI!!! The fiery spirit of Shetland’s Up Helly Aa festival is here, and Sailonline’s much-anticipated annual race to Lerwick is back! Spanning 383 nautical miles from Aberdeen, this exhilarating event pays homage to Europe’s largest fire festival. Piloting our Dehler 46s, designed by Judel/Vrolijk in 2015, our SOLers will navigate the challenging waters, competing for glory as flames illuminate the Lerwick skies in celebration.

SAILING NOTE: Gruney may be approached from any direction but must be passed for rounding purposes as indicated on the chart.

Will you master the course, outmaneuver the competition, and claim victory? The challenge is on—join us!
Race #1880
INFO by brainaid.de
Dehler 46 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking:
SYC
RACE CLOSE: Friday,
February 7 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Jan 30th 15:00 Registration Closed
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Africa by Sea 2025 - Port Said to Tangier


Back in the 7th C BCE, pharaoh Necho II may have commissioned Phoenician sailors to explore south down the Red Sea and if possible return north via the Straits of Gibraltar. Herodotus was inclined to dismiss the story as it included reports of the sun standing in the north, which had to be nonsense. Silly old Herodotus, but who cares, 2800 years later we will repeat the feat, but we’ll go the other way round, and not in a galley but in different modern sailing yachts, beginning with the comfort of an IY 14.98 for the first leg of 1900nm from Port Said to Tangier.
Race #1854
INFOby brainaid.de
Italia 14.98 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
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Ranking: SYC - ABS
RACE CLOSE: Sunday,
February 9 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Jan 22nd 17:00 Registration Closed
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Vendee Home - Cape Horn to Olon 2025

Welcome to our 2025 Ocean Race Championships starting off with the classic 6900nm drag race from Cape Horn back to the coast of Brittany leading or following the boats of the Vendee Globe fleet. A new polar from the board of the BNH Design Partnership is being made available to you for this one, in the hope that aboard her you too will be able to cover 600nm in a day when the conditions are right! It's winter outside, so like the IRL sailors, enjoy and stay inside!
PRIZE: SMPF
Race #1874
INFO by brainaid.de
IMOCA 60 Foil v2 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: OCQ1 - OCCH - SUPSOL - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Saturday,
February 8 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Jan 06th 11:00 Registration Closed
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