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LaoziSailor

Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2018-07-02 16:31:50
    Re: Golden Globe Races 2018 - Seat Of The Pants commitment
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I guess I missed the time window for the tag. Still, let it be on record that I am racing SOTP :-)
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2017-05-27 00:49:06
    Re: SOL honours badges
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    How do you get the badges to show in the profile?
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2014-09-19 14:18:17
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2014
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    Hi RC,
    Still time to change my name to "Ching Shih"...??

    Thanks,
    LS

    absolutely, matey, can be changed right up until you cross the line!

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2014-09-19 17:55:36 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-11-18 12:16:58
    Re: Patrick does it again
    Board » General Discussion
    Patrick, it gives me great pleasure to look back at our friendship and to know that you will very soon be an example to other young people in Canada by virtue of your achievements.
    My heartfelt congratulations...!!
    ...and "aaarr!, soon we be drinking a tankard of beer, or two, or three and then we be dropped in our bunks for drunkards!"
    Hip, hip, hooraay!, hick, hick...
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-29 01:26:57
    Re: Circular Math
    Board » General Discussion
    [removed at the suggestion it was off-topic]

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-10-29 22:59:20 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-19 22:08:33
    Re: PIC Coastal Classic Yacht Race 2013
    Board » Flag Officers » Races
    I like trimarans, mine is 6' so I wouldn't mind a 60'
    Just wish I had £250,000 to buy one IRL. 😎
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-07 18:17:57
    Re: No text ...
    Board » Technical Support
    CG,

    What is:
    - your machine
    - what OS do you use
    - what browser do you use
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-30 12:27:37
    Re: SYC Memberships - Payments System Updating
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    II had the invoice from Paypal in English and the amount in SEK (which gets converted to local currency).
    Had a minor issue with my Paypal email address being different than the one on record on SOL (all my email addreses are forwarded to my root address). This was all resolved with Svein and have not encountered the Sweedish dialog issue.
    Cheers!

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-09-30 12:29:14 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-14 22:50:01
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I will add pictures of pirates on my next go, so here is just a "...start of Carib Rum Run 2013"

    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-07 19:02:51
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I'll stick with Ching Shih, please.
    Be scared...

    pic

    "Ching Shih was one of the most badass pirates of all time. In a ten-year span, Ching's "Red Flag Fleet", a pirate armada consisting of somewhere around four hundred Chinese twenty-gun junks and several thousand men, sailed up and down the coast of Imperial China kicking asses, sacking towns, breaking necks and cashing cheques. Few pirates ever enjoyed such unbridled financial and military success as the Red Flag Fleet, thanks in a large part to the cunning and ruthlessness of Captain Ching Shih and her desire to be the most feared pirate in history."

    ye'll be sailing a junk then shall ye Capn Ching Shih
    ___________
    edited to make link for pic as it was too big for the column

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2013-09-07 19:16:38 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!

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Fernando de Noronha to Faroe 2025

The RWW Series concludes with a spectacular journey from Fernando de Noronha to the Faroe Islands, a legendary destination in the wild North Atlantic. Panning 4,100 nautical miles, this leg will be a true test of endurance, strategy, and sheer determination. Also the penultimate leg of the 2025 Ocean Championship, it’s your chance to prove your mettle against the sea, the wind, and yourself. We’ll be racing aboard the Ragamuffin 100, a vessel built for speed and challenge — demanding planning, precision and grit from every sailor on deck. Do you have what it takes to master the Northern Atlantic?.
PRIZE: SMPF
Race #1960
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Ranking: RWW - OCQ4 - OCCH - SUPSOL - SYC
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Mistli's Birthday BBQ Race 2025


Welcome to one of Sailonline's great traditions - the ofttimes slightly untimely celebration of SOLer Mistli's birthday on November 1, by way of a tricky race through the Stockholm Archipelago. To match the day that’s in it, this year correctly, we are providing you with a fleet of sleek 11 metre 1-designs (get it?) to slice through these (at least) 61.5nm of SLI-infested waters, and give you a fair chance that there will still be some beer left by the time you moor up by the jetty at Trosa!
Race #1947
INFO by brainaid.de
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Ranking: SYC
Race starts: Nov 01st 14:00 Registration Open!
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ORCV Melbourne to Devonport Race 2025

Welcome to the legendary Rudder Cup, Australia’s oldest and most storied yacht race—sailed for over 110 years across the challenging Bass Strait from Melbourne to Tasmania. Organized by the Ocean Racing Club of Victoria, this 195nm classic tests sailors’ skill, strategy, and endurance against the unpredictable Southern Ocean. This year, our SOLers will be racing the timeless Swan 36, Nautor’s very first production yacht—a Sparkman & Stephens masterpiece renowned for her elegance, balance, and seaworthy performance. Get ready for a true ocean racing adventure!
Race #1951
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Swan 36 PARTICULARS
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Race starts: Oct 31st 03:30 Registration Open!
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PIC Coastal Classic Yacht Race 2025

Welcome back to Auckland for the 2025 PIC Coastal Classic! In partnership with the New Zealand Multihull Yacht Club, Sailonline is thrilled to race this iconic 118nm dash to Russell. First sailed in 1982 and inspired by early powerboat runs, it’s now a legendary multihull showdown. This year we race Ocean 50 foiling trimarans—fast, agile, and built for offshore performance. Expect tactical challenges, adrenaline-fueled downwind legs, and nail-biting lulls. Finish line rewards? Bacon butties, rum, and bragging rights in beautiful Russell!
Race #1950
INFO by brainaid.de
Ocean 50 PARTICULARS
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Ranking: SYC
RACE CLOSE: Thursday,
October 30 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Oct 24th 22:30 Registration Closed
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Sinbad by Balloon 2025 - Carnarvon to Dondra


From here, our home in Bharatavarṣa is now north west of us – said Sinbad to his fellow balloonists. Perhaps we can ride the wind first further north, and then catch the winds that every year bring the rain, perhaps not. It’s 2600nm and we could be aloft awhile, so, Master el-Quarters, victuals only, no sandbags, provisioning the giant hamper. It will be not a picnic!
Race #1886
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SOL Balloon PARTICULARS
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Ranking: SYC - SBB
Race starts: Oct 15th 11:00 Registration Closed
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Marion Island to Fernando de Noronha 2025

The adventure continues as we launch the next to last leg of the RWW series. This leg takes us from Marion Island to Fernando de Noronha, an island in the world heritage archipelago with the same name, 220 nm off the coast of Brazil. This race doubles up as #7 of RWW and #10 of OCCH. A 4400 nm journey of endurance, strategy and pure adrenaline. The RWW series is as whole, part of the 2025 ocean championship. Get ready for this exhilarating challenge as we set sail on the third to last leg of the 2025 Ocean Championship Series! This leg will be raced aboard the Judel Vrolijk 62, pushing sailors to their limits as they navigate the open ocean. Do you have what it takes to conquer the Southern Atlantic? Join us and put your skills to the ultimate test!
PRIZE: SMPF
Race #1955
INFO by brainaid.de
JV 62 PARTICULARS    
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230    
Ranking: OCQ4 - RWW - OCCH - SUPSOL - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Thursday,
October 30 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: Oct 06th 11:00 Registration Closed
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