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Board » General Discussion » Poetry Saved for Posterity

Posted by zero Posts 120 Registered at 2010-02-07 16:56:30	2011-01-29 01:15:32 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	"...i am a "she" like most Calamities?!..." LOL LOL LOL LOL
Posted by stoertebaeker Posts 78 Registered at 2009-06-27 20:10:15	2011-01-29 12:31:53 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	ShamrockPirate 12:24: There once was a race to St. Pete I started quite well with the fleet The first leg was fast But I finished dead last As my DCs steered me to Crete! <<DO NOT USE FOR NAVIGATION>>
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-01-29 12:52:22 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	That's a good one, Stoertebaker. I hope Shamrock Pirate will find Crete more pleasant than St. Petersburg. On Looking Like a Winner till You Don't Donatella the sail racing ace Who has led almost all of this race Found a jolly good breeze Up at 30 degrees Which now costs him a bit of his pace --- Last Edited by Mouthansar at 2011-01-29 12:59:52 ---
Posted by StuArt Posts 118 Registered at 2008-11-15 22:03:54	2011-01-30 00:11:52 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	BIG CINEMA Mouth, your lim'ricks are amazing! You're an Irish by nature? 3 cheers Stu
Posted by captjack1942 Posts 239 Registered at 2008-01-18 03:24:03	2011-01-31 01:32:35 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Here is one I saved from Up Helly Aa: Rod from Up Helly Aa: Rod 14:32: There was an old sailor from SOL / Who thought that HE knew it all / He DC'd all the courses / But they were for horses / He ended up losing it all. --- Last Edited by Jack Watson at 2011-01-31 01:33:50 ---
Posted by Calamity Posts 25 Registered at 2008-11-15 19:50:28	2011-02-05 18:26:26 - Thank you Mouth! I am honoured, thats meeee!
	) --- Last Edited by Calamity at 2011-02-05 19:40:31 ---
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-02-05 18:28:51 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Onwards Towards Cook Strait - Southern Latitudes Grating on our Nerves I know a bright woman named Cal Who's a sailor and everyone's pal She likes to spank asses Unlike other lasses She's a regular salt AND a gal
Posted by AGage Posts 411 Registered at 2008-12-27 10:31:57	2011-02-07 05:00:25 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Awesome mouthansar et al! Didnt realize I was being discussed in the chat! Like viking71 - honoured, although he did take out the race so more deserving of it This has started yet another 'SOL artform', I will have to put some thought into one myself! I never had the patience to produce 'track art'. Edit: As gender is not identified on SOL, perhaps using neutral terms unless you know a specific SOLer is a he or she would be good idea? --- Last Edited by Aaron Gage at 2011-02-07 05:05:48 --- I help develop the client interface for the best online ocean racing sim there is... __/)/)_/)__
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-02-07 11:56:21 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	I agree, Aaron. Indeed, I thought that was what I did. Please alert me, if I made a mistake on gender. And to whomever concerned: My sincere apologies.
Posted by Calamity Posts 25 Registered at 2008-11-15 19:50:28	2011-02-07 12:02:35 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Mouthansar said @ 2011-02-07 11:56:21: I agree, Aaron. Indeed, I thought that was what I did. Please alert me, if I made a mistake on gender. And to whomever concerned: My sincere apologies. LOL Mouth, NOOOO need to apologize,please, we have humour here! So far I think it was just me, and I really really found it very funny,lmao, NO big deal and I hope you dont change your nice poetry! I am sure most Solers enjoy just as much as I do!!!

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