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Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-06-27 20:29:50 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	newsartist 20:27: There once was a sailor named Smo. And how that Skipper could go! But his alarm didn't wake, So his boat it did break... Alas, 'twas the end of poor Smo.
Posted by ShamrockPirate Posts 189 Registered at 2010-12-03 17:49:57	2011-07-27 02:25:26 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	The Unst Rounding The rounding of Unst/Muckle Flugga Has proven to be quite a bugga To stay east or go west We couldn’t have guessed The server would need a wee slugga
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-10-14 16:20:11 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Go Green Oh, the Shamrocks of Ireland are pretty And the bearers of such often witty I know this one pirate Who gets his words quite right Un-obfuscated by nitty-gritty
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-10-21 10:36:29 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	On an 'as yet undefined server problem' We are loving the joys of ol' SOL Having fun is our primary goal Whene'er there's a glitch We try not to bitch But we smile through clenched teeth ... on the whole
Posted by scallions Posts 14 Registered at 2010-05-03 13:39:35	2011-10-25 11:12:50 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Ode to SOLAdmin (first two lines are CG) There once was a SOLer callled Mouth, Who sailed North when others sailed South, " It's the server", said he, No, that couldn't be. Admin must remove any doubt. (In memory of Dennis Ritchie. Difficult to overestimate the effect of K&R and UNIX.) --- Last Edited by scallions at 2011-10-26 21:44:38 --- Irish counties have nicknames, hence my sol name (The Frying Irishman)
Posted by Mouthansar Posts 122 Registered at 2009-12-25 22:49:08	2011-10-25 12:04:46 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	On How Silence May Be Golden Oh, I've dragged my good name through the dirt When perhaps I was overly curt As the SOL server puked It was I who rebuked I AM sorry if someone was hurt
Posted by scallions Posts 14 Registered at 2010-05-03 13:39:35	2011-10-25 19:22:38 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Not at all, my dear fellow, No need for that sorrow, With the finish in sight Who knows who might Have podiumed tomorrow --- Last Edited by scallions at 2011-10-25 19:58:42 --- Irish counties have nicknames, hence my sol name (The Frying Irishman)
Posted by ShamrockPirate Posts 189 Registered at 2010-12-03 17:49:57	2011-11-05 14:07:59 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Sweet Windy Ride Twenty knots from Alicante we ride In SOL, there is nowhere to hide We follow your track then miss when to tack By the end, we all will have cried SP
Posted by ShamrockPirate Posts 189 Registered at 2010-12-03 17:49:57	2011-11-05 16:22:27 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	Ode to Servers In SOL, we don’t have a tide But the internet still gives us a ride We can ping all day long As we sail with the throng And hope the servers never get fried! SP
Posted by Danny Posts 12 Registered at 2011-08-27 15:47:22	2011-11-05 23:11:02 - Re: Poetry Saved for Posterity
	A song (to the tune of "Streets of Laredo" - sing with gusto ... (or anyone else As I sailed down to the straits of Gibralter, The wind in my hair, and enjoying the day, I spied a young Soler, with tangled up halyards, a mast that was broken, sail-ing the wrong way. I thought "shall I help him", as he is in trouble, his sails were in tatters and looking like lace, I threw him a line, which he fastened securely, Now back in the race and we're after first place. "I thank ewe"

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